A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked in bed and panting.
“What’s happening??” he anxiously asks.
“I’m having a HEART ATTACK!” cries his wife

He rushes downstairs to the phone but as he is dialilng his 4 year old son comes up and yells, “Daddy Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet ahd he’s got NO CLOTHES ON!”

The blonde husband slams down the phond and storms upstairs, into the bedroom, past his wife and rips open the closet door. Sure enough there’s his brother totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

“YOU ROTTEN SOB!”, The blonde husband yells, ” MY WIFES HAVING A HEART ATTACKAND YOU’RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!”