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This guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s
wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA.”

“That’s very interesting, I’ve never heard of anything like that
before. Do you think you could fart for me?” says the doctor.

The guy fires one off and sure enough, the doctor hears “HONDA!”

After several attempts to figure out what’s wrong with this guy, the
doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach
specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say,
“HONDA.”

Finally, as a last resort, the doctors send him to a dentist.

After listening to the problem, the dentist opens up the guys mouth and
examines it.

“A-haa!!!!, says the dentist “….I have solved the problem.”

“What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc”

The dentist replies “Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth.”

“Yeah….so?”, says the guy, “What has that got to do with my farts?”

The dentist replies . . .

“Cant you see, Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA”

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Ok this was really neat… BUT ONLY if you like spooky stuf, villians winning in the end and are twisted… NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS… (the wolf eating people is bad enough)

Red Riding Hood

Been posting a bit… catching up with stuff… yeah… so read on… LOL…. I’ll keep posting

AWAY MY PRETTIES!!!!!

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Often I’ve had people get upset at how much I cost… yeah me… (I’m one BADASS developer… TRUST ME…. ask my wife about my ass!)

But here’s the cost of doing business… spend money make money… etc…
yeah…
Well I think of it I can waste my time meeting your needs OR feed my kids… so think about how to make your needs my priority… (hint make me able to feed my kids)

The Cost of Bootstrapping Your App: The Figures Behind DropSend (part one) - Signal vs. Noise (by 37signals)

Yeah I’m having ads on my site why? BECAUSE I WANT MONEY! YEAH YOU HEARD ME…buy something… I’d put adsense stuff… when I get around to it…

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine…

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He took the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous “yes.”

The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

“Now,” said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ” I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things-your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions — things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else — the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first,” he continued, “there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.”

Take care of the golf balls first — the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.”

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented. The professor smiled. “I’m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend.”

Was working on my blog and found that the themes management was broke… NO THEMES were listed/displayed yeah weird.. upgraded and still funky… so I deleted EVERYTHING (’cept the database) and reinstalled and then pulled the old theme folder in… voila! works… but strange… hmmmm

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I was refered to this site for some design tips (long story) and found this organization was founded by Father Virgil Funk… (I can only picture James Brown in a Collar) so it tickeled my funny bone…

NPM

HEY, GUYS! You can find out how good your date is in bed if you buy her a hot dog and watch how she eats it, say an expert.

“A frankfurter obviously resembles the male sex organ — and whether they’re conscious of it or not, women respond to that in a number of ways,” says famed sexologist Dr. Marcia Kenwood, of Boston, Mass.

Here, from Dr. Kenwood, are three common “hot dog eating behaviors” followed by comments.

1. Your date picks at and nibbles her dog. - “Not a good sign if you’re looking forward to a lusty round of adventurous sex,” says Kenwood. “Women who pick and nibble are afraid to take chances or try anything new.”
2. Your date snatches the dog off its bun, wags it in the air and then swallows it whole. - “This isn’t a woman for older gentlemen or guys with weak hearts,” says Kenwood.
3. Your date puzzles over her hot dog, and then puts it back down on her plate. - “Sounds like you’re out with a lesbian,” says Kenwood. “Better luck next time.”